BAD MILO

Milo is so getting on Corey and my nerves, he keeps on taking my hair rubber bands and eating them and throwing up. He used to fetch them and when he started eating/throwing them up we decided he shouldn't have them anymore. I have a hair drawer that used to have all my hair things in it, but now that Milo can open it I moved things around. Crazy cat. I swear this cat has a low-jack on every rubber band in the house. This morning he found yet another one and I found it in his food dish (for some reason that is where he tries to hid them). I yelled at Corey "we are so getting rid of this cat" Kaden came into the room and said "no mom he will get better", I replied "I donno Kaden he wont stop, I don't know what to do with him. I think you need to have a talk with him". Kaden went to find the cat (he was hiding underneath the bed) and said "MILO, common you have to stop eating mom hair things, you are in big trouble. I'm not happy with you right now". Kaden then came up to me and said "now mom, I talked to Milo and he isn't going to do it anymore and if he does I told him he was going to get a punishment". Corey asked Kaden "what punishment is Milo going to get"? Kaden replied "He is going to get a smack". I'm telling you this cat needs a lotta prayer or a good home...either one I'm good with